1. Blessed Is The Day In Which Nobody Could Ever Hurt Me Anymore Because I'm Jewish 11:33
2. Reinvent Those Historical Events Which Make You Suspicious Of Your Closest Kin 08:15
3. Fine Tuning Of Your Reaction To Malignant Stressors Caused By A Fifth Column 08:17
4. A Ritual Sacrifice Of Values Is The Last Refuge Of All The Ideological Thieves Who Had Stolen Our Much Beloved USSR 09:45
5. Beacon Of Creative Indulgence, Which Is An Antithesis To Self-Worth 15:18
6. Under Certain Circumstances, Every Human May Become A Satan, Thereby Never Forget That Essentially Consciousness Is Just One Long Commercial For The Past 12:04
7. Workaholics Like Myself Create A Reactive Chain Of All-Embracing Anxiety, Which Is A Source Of Trouble To All Those Who Wish To Be Sponsored By The State, Claiming They Mustn't Work To Study Torah 13:27
